are you a trap card because i’ve fallen for you

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help

THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

The Ponds’ son-in-law.
Bonus:

ever find a gif that sums up your life? I did.
same.
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
And he died in both of them
and he still didn’t win an oscar

even the CREATOR OF DUEL MONSTERS CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE USES KURIBOH

that banana that had matt smiths hair
I can’t stop laughing at this
bananas are good.
Eleven, your illusive man is showing.
For a moment, I initially thought this was a picture of the Illusive Man.